Things We Can Tell from a Kindergarten Test

Check only those that apply:

⊗ Have enough money, but are underpaid
⊗ Love your job, but hate getting up in the morning
⊗ Think dogs are dumber than most people think
⊗ Think dogs are still smarter than most people
⊗ Would rather stay home, but can't stand the neighbors
⊗ Still can't remember people's names; still don't bother trying to remember
⊗ Can't abide stupidity, but constantly tolerate ignorance
⊗ Always park in the end spot, but never take it for granted
⊗ Are often tired but have lost the ability to sleep
⊗ Still haven't forgotten how to imagine
⊗ Spend too much time imagining how to forget