Alligators Wanted

I found a rather interesting classified in the jobs section of the Sunday Post-Dispatch. I'm half tempted to call the number and speak to Mr. Alligator—though it looks like they're bogus digits.

"Two weeks ago, we found 1 alligator. We're still looking for 2 more alligators to fill the 2 positions that are open. I'm interested in hiring semi-obnoxious, pushy sales pros for a very boring, repetitious job of selling. My current staff, the laziest group of individuals you'll ever meet, drag themselves to work Mon-Fri to decide whether to complain about the weather, coffee, the thermostat, or their Manager. When that's over, somehow, they manage to organize themselves, work their appointments & make lots of money; which is surprising because no one wants to buy anything we sell because the economy stinks! Applicants should have skin like alligators and desire to suffer their way to $70,000+ comm. /yr!

Interested, Call Mr. Alligator. Monday only. 9am-5pm. For interview call: 888-878-0123"